What you are about to read will certainly make you
laugh or smile or might even crack your ribs
depending on how strong your ribs are. However,
embedded in the laughter are words, I think, are
truth. Let me quickly step out of the way to allow
you digest every bit of the commandments. Where
they make you laugh, laugh. Where they knock on
your head, allow the pain to penetrate very well.
After all, chloroquine is bitter yet it used in dealing
with malaria. I’m out of the way. The next voice
you will hear is yours.
1. Thou shall not date any guy out of sympathy. It
is not worth it. It has never worth the pain. Ladies
beware!
2. Thou shall not do revenge relationship a.k.a let
me show my boyfriend I can flirt too. Ladies, that
is inflicting more injuries on yourself
3. Thou shall not depend on any man for your daily
needs. It has brought more pains than joy to some
ladies. Ladies, please!
4. Thou shall never fight over a man. Such men
usually don’t have regard for ladies. Ladies, you
can ask around if you are in doubt!
5. Thou shall not remain in a violent relationship.
You are supposed to be his sweetheart not a
punching bag. If he’s looking for whom to punch,
refer him to Mike Tyson. Ladies, abi?
6. Thou shall not give IT to him. If he wants IT that
desperately, he should put a ring on it. Funny
enough, men can wait if they see your worth it.
True!
7. Be bold when men toast you. Stop cutting
flowers or drawing circles with your leg. Enjoy the
‘toasting’. Don’t forget to pay attention to the pick
up lines. Some pick up lines can crack your ribs.
8. If you are not sure of your man especially if the
relationship is still new, never take your girlfriend
to his house or give her his number or BB pin.
Odikwa very risky!
9. As soon as you can, let your man show his face
to your people. Your sister or brother or mother.
This is very key.
10. Material possessions are good but never let
them be the number one factor in choosing a man.
11. Do not forget the golden rule. Always sit like a
woman. Some men act like babies when a woman
is not properly seated. You know what I mean!
12. Never think you can trap a man with good sex.
Fou fou fou… foul! It is an aberration.
13. Be good to men but be firm. Yes firm but don’t
scare them away.
14. Men are not in short supply. Don’t let them
deceive you. Don’t believe anything in the
contrary. Don’t be stampeded into a relationship.
15. If your purpose for financing a man is to keep
him, that could be a big mistake. Finance for the
right reasons.
16. Men are not the same. Don’t listen to “men are
the same jare!” It’s a lie! How many men have you
met out of about six billion people on earth? You
see am nau, abi?
17. Adventures can be sweet. However, never
embark on a long trip to meet a man without
informing someone. Never!
18. Guys have a way of saying “don’t let anybody
know about us yet.” If the relationship is up to
three months and counting, somebody should
know about it jor! Better things, they no dey hide
am.
19. They say good girls love bad boys. And as a
good girl, you are looking for a bad boy to love?
OYO for you! Let bad girls love bad boys and good
girls love good boys. Nobody should use your
head to catch a bullet.
20. Enjoy being single. It does not last forever.
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