1. I don’t date guys from your tribe
Nigerians are fanatics when it comes to ethnicity. It is therefore not surprising for a Nigerian to get angry because he/she is wrongly associated with another tribe.
2. Guys like you don’t get girls with assess like mine… ever
3. I asked a girl for her number at the Abuja mall and she asked to go to the bathroom because she felt sick
4. Sorry I only date humans
5. I only date guys who go to church
6. Is your friend single? After I bought her a drink at a popular pub
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7. Sorry you’re hot, but I heard you have a small p*enis
8. I have to wash my clothes this Saturday
9. I just look at you like a brother or we could just be friends
10. She threw her sachet water at me
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