Most Unfortunate Photos Ever Taken

As i was surfing the net, i came across this post and which to share with you all my pals out there. Sometimes you take a photo and don’t realize until after that things have gone horribly wrong. Other times it’s only the person taking the photo that is well aware of the unfortunate result. These photos are some of the most unfortunately timed and captured photos ever to grace the internet.

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Playing soccer or football can be a very rough sport, and this photo shows just how rough. After all neither one of them seem to really be enjoying this. And I’m pretty sure they’re not supposed to be using their hands anyway. This perfectly timed photo is probably one that both of these players would rather forget. Maybe there is a reason why this sport is just not as popular in the U.S.

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That’s not the basket you should be blocking there. Pretty sure he wasn’t planning on putting the basketball up his nose, so maybe you should try blocking where the actual basket is. You know the big round one that can actually fit a basketball. ­Although he doesn’t seem too upset about where his finger ended up.

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And if you ever needed an argument against a camel color interior this is it. While she’s just pleasantly posing inside her car, her car is betraying her by making it appear like she is spread wide and showing herself off. Really in bad taste car, after all she only gave you regular unleaded gas that one time!

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Yeah show your basketball pride. Those are some great jerseys and wow you smell good. What kind of cologne is that? Yeah I like that…Okay this one just looks fantastic. However, the guys in the picture probably were not fans of how it turned out. Well maybe the guy in the Lakers jersey liked it because he comes off just looking grumpy.

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Figure skating takes a lot of skill and patience. The balance and grace of the moves is really unmatched by any other sport. When you look at the tricks these athletes can pull of it is just amazing. What other sort do you see a woman appearing out of a man’s ass while nothing but her skates touches the ice?

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Theme parks are a great place to visit but unfortunately they are always in places that are incredibly hot. It can be hard to find a good place to cool off yourself and your tired kids. Luckily this guy found a great way to help this little girl get some relief from the heat. A small water fountain! That’s what you saw right?

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Nothing like a great outing at the beach. Beautiful sand, crystal blue water and you really should have taken a look around before posing for this shot. Either you wandered onto the nude section of the beach or you’re just somewhere that no one cares about that sort of thing. Either way that is one hung photobomb going on back there.

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You can’t blame him. After all swimming just involves so little clothes, and there’s so much stress at the Olympics, it’s so nice just to let out a steam and just relax. Although he might have chosen to do it a little further away from his teammates and the camera, but hey as long as he’s enjoying himself. Honestly either way that pause bar is covering up something slightly awkward.

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Now this photo isn’t one that is poorly timed, there’s no body parts looking like penises, no background posters in bad positions. No, this is just a photo that is completely unfortunate for everyone in it and everyone that sees it. This is why you don’t drink a large milkshake before getting on roller coaster, because you know that’s just going to come back to haunt you.

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If you’re even slightly perverted you’re thinking you should move to Japan where this is the required school uniform. But if you’ve got a sense of humor you eye is drawn to the perfectly placed poster. Yep that’s about right. That’s not exactly a reassuring expression but then he really shouldn’t have his gaze there anyway.

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This is poorly timed in that we’re sure no one but the smiley guy wanted this photo taken. We’re also no sure what possible scenario could lead up this. “Mr. President, your fly is down. Here just let me get that for you.” We’ve had our share of presidents caught with other women in their pants but this may be the first caught with another man in his pants.

This limo ride didn’t take an unexpected turn:

 

This isn’t a new form of yoga you need to try:

 

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Things Nigerian Girls/Women Love Besides Money

We don’t know of a single person who will choose poverty over riches, we all love money and so does Nigerian girls. But let’s put the cliched “money-loving” attitude of Nigerian women aside and talk about something else.

Of course, we love our Nigerian women, they are our backbone and we know them like our boxers. Here are 10 things Nigerian women love besides money.

Fashionable Men

Just as business men say, your appearance is your business card, Nigerian women are not very business-minded but they have a soft spot for men who know how to dress, this is actually universal.

Live Shows, Especially Award Shows

99% of the women at live shows in Nigeria don’t pay, it’s either they get free ticket or they ball on someone’s budget.

instagram likes

Since social media is the new deal, getting lots of likes makes you an auto celeb, well sort of …

Romantic Aboboi

The meaning of being romantic in Nigeria is way different, in Nigeria it means showing your girlfriend’s pictures on your social media pages, telling them you love them and making it public.

Dating Their Bosses & Superiors

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Trust me, most Nigerian women are in love or have a crush on their bosses and supervisors.

Sending Them Airtime (Credit)

If you’re unlucky and you date someone younger than you, especially the girls in SHS, all you get is “send me credit” ..

Weddings/Marriages

If you decide to go cooperate, you must be ready to marry her because they don’t play. Cooperate women want men who are ready for the next level, also, marriage is the prime achievement for Nigerian women in their late 20’s and above. She really doesn’t want you to waste her time and play games. It’s either you are in or not.

Married Men

One ironic thing we’ve realized, thanks to our married friends is, married men get the most advances from women. Apparently women love them the most. We can’t seem to figure out why.

Latest Gadgets

Getting a Nigerian girl is not very hard, just buy her the latest gadgets, iPhone 6, Samsung Gallaxy (Note 4, S4 etc. ) and you can win her heart

Good Sex

Of course, no woman will choose the opposite … *wink*

Cars

Fast cars, good cars, with any car, you can get the best Nigerian girl

Reasons Why Some Men Prefer Ashawo

 let me first of all let you know this shocking truth;
80% of women are prostitute. It only depends if they are WILD protitutes or DOMESTIC prostitutes. The wild ones are the ones that stands in the hotels for commercial s*x trade while the domestic ones are the so-called girlfriends we keep at home with the false impression that we have a decent clean babe all to ourselves, but unfortunately when we are away they sneak out to have s*x with other guys and sugar daddies, now tell me how are they different from the roadside prostitute. My brothers, it is the same thing o. So whether you admit it or not if your wife sleeps around with Chief when you are not in town, then you have a domestic prostitute in your house. So don’t judge other men who sleep with the wild prostitutes in hotels becos you are in their shoes too.

now the 5 reasons some men refer prostitutes are;
1. A prostitute does not expect you to remember her birthday, not to talk of buying her gifts. You don’t also have to take care of her responsibilities like buying her body cream, paying for her hair do, etc. Yet you still enjoy maximum s*x for a little fee which cannot be compared to the expenses we spend on our so-called clean babes. A friend of mine said his girlfriend won’t let him touch her or even talk to her because he didn’t give her a particular amount of money she requested. If this young man must give her that money before he would touch her then what is the difference between her and the prostitute out there?

2. You don’t need to remember the safe period of prostitutes because non of them would come back telling you they are pregnant.

3. Prostitutes won’t compel you to get married to them as the last thing on their mind is marriage.

4. Believe it or not, prostitutes are more disease free than the so-called clean babes. This is becos every man thinks her job is risky so there is need to protect himself with a condom and at the end 100 men may sleep with her but with a condom but with the so-called decent clean and homely babes, Emeka thinks she is decent so he doesn’t need a condom, tomorrow Kalu will think the same and do it with her again without using a condom and Alhaji will also think she is decent and safe so he too goes without a condom and at the end she has 100 men who have slept with her without condom yet she still parades herslef as the homely, decent, clean, mummy’s pet babe, and the cycle continues. What a shame!

5. A prostitute does not expect you to satisfy them, they would do anything to satisfy you and make you come for them again unlike the clean homely babes who expect you to take them to cloud nine while they only lie on their backs and spread their legs like frozen chicken.

Now, with the afore-mentioned reason, why won’t men go for prostitutes, tell me!

source: tellyouall

NOTE: Please this is a write up from someone and i only posted it, so i have no answer nor opinion to this topic. If you have anything to say or comment you are free, but it is just for your reading. I still believe women are wonderful and a blessing to men and the world.

As A Nigerian Woman You Should Never Fear These 10 Things

Yes, I know I am a 20-some-odd year old Nigerian fella, so I am probably not the best to give advice to any woman.

But allow!! From watching my awesome female friends, sisters, mother, aunties, and girlfriends (hmm…hmm) over the years, these are the 10 things I believe our Nigerians queens should never fear ever again!

1. Whether you are a “Wifey Material” or not.

The idear of a ‘wife material’ is really a myth. Just believe that you will be the right and perfect woman for the man who values, appreciates, loves and respect you irrespective of your shortcomings. It’s OK to have a personality, it’s OK to be the career woman you strive to be. These shouldn’t hinder your search for your life partner. Seriously, you will be the right material for the right man!#Datsorr!

2. Surviving a male-dominated industry.

It is not the 1800’s anymore, as P Square eloquently sang “What a man can do, a woman can do”. The truth is, women are growing across all industries; music, politics, engineering, IT etc. It is OK to rub shoulders with the guys, you are just as brilliant and competent as the next guy. Command your respect, add your ideas to the conversation. Never let the opportunity slip by because you are a woman!

3. Whether to choose between a dream career or a family.

I take my hats off to my mother everyday, juggling a full-time job and family responsibilities is not a joke, especially when you have children like myself and my siblings (I hope they don’t read this). Don’t worry about having that dream career or a family, go for it, you can do it! You can be anything you want if you put your mind to it! Go for your dreams, trust me your family will even be super proud of you!

4. Your sexuality.

So what if you have big hips? So what if you have the type of behind that…(ei sorry I lost track). Be bold and exhibit your sexuality the way you want to. Wear that jeans, paint your nails the way you want, it is your body, its your choice, it is what you want to do so embrace your sexuality as the proud woman you are. No ‘I’m aware, please’.

5. The changing of your body.

It’s natural for your body to go through changes as you get old. As you mold into the great woman you are, guess what? Your body gets its fair share too. Don’t let that keep you down. Love yourself, that is how God made you, it’s a waste time to fight off some of your physical appearances as you age. Spend that time growing in wisdom and change your world.

6. Being unsure about having children.

This is hard in our part of the world, yes I get it. But the reality is, not every woman wants children, and that’s OK! Do not feel bad or lonely about it, trust me a lot of your friends feel the same way too but they are just scared to confront it. Not wanting children does not make you less of a woman than the triplets-mom. You are not cruel either! Look,  it is your life, live it how you wanna!

7. Your appearance affecting how other people treat you.

They call it ‘swag’ these days, but I will keep it simple – STYLE! Everyone in this world is unique in their own way. You don’t have to dress more or less feminine to be acceptable really. You don’t have to dress a certain way to fit into someone’s ideal of what a ‘young woman’ should look like. Thinking about putting on make up? Go ahead! How about that lipstick? Like Nike, Just Do It!

8. Starting over.

Amakye Dede said “y3 ntena faako ngye animguase3″. It is OK as a woman to hit the reset button and begin elsewhere. Take that leap of faith, regroup and start that life you so desire over. You don’t have to live at one particular place, do the same job, or keep dating that guy. Move on…

9. Taking chances.

“If you don’t take risk, you can’t create the future”. That is one of the best quotes I live my life by. You should too, after all the only certainty in life is DEATH! Do not ever let anyone tell you NO – women can’t/shouldn’t do that. Go for it, and shine while you at it!

10. Having strong opinions.

I see it all the time, our lovely Nigerian women zipping it up because the are afraid to have an alternative. Really? What are you afraid of? Making others mad? Your friends going away? Anyone that will  looks at you weird for your passionate views are people you should stay away from anyway. Always stand up for what you believe in, speak up in a respectable manner. You are entitled to having your own opinions, the world needs to know, I for one wants to know. The world is shaped and moved by people who are passionate about the things they do!

source: tellyouall

Funny moment....

A Boy traveled to Lagos after his WAEC result was out so that his Uncle will help him get admission into the University of Lagos to study medicine and become a medical doctor.
The following conversation came up:
Boy: Uncle, I learnt it's difficult to gain admission into the university these days except you are well connected

Uncle: That's true.

Boy: Since you are connected, I came to ask you if you can help me get admission into the university after my JAMB

Uncle: That's true..am connected and I will help u

Boy: Thank you Uncle

Uncle: You're welcome...so how is your result, is it WAEC or NECO and how many credits did you get?
Boy: Uncle, it's WAEC, I had only two credits in agric and Yoruba
language but I failed the rest
Uncle: Well, that's not bad, you can still be a doctor, not a medical doctor really but native doctor(babalawo)...You will use your credit in agric in collecting herbs from the forest, and Yoruba language for incantations.                                                     
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Celebrity butt Augmentation

it has come to notice how ladies get big 'bakasi' butt especially the ones in the entertainment industry. while surfing the net, i got this pictures of how female artistes and actresses have been visiting surgeons to transform them from thier original being. If you read an article i posted recently about TOP ten celebrities with breast surgery in reality label of this blog, you will discover the mess at the end of the surgery if wrongly done. i still have risk of cosmetic surgery coming soon.

Butt augmentation is becoming a very popular type of plastic surgery. Huge breast implants were hot in the 90′s, but now it’s all about the butt. There are many celebrities that have had butt implants, Hydrogel injections and “Brazilian Butt Lifts” to enhance the size and shape of their booties…Some have even become famous simply because of their surgically enhanced posteriors! Check out the before and after butt augmentation pictures below to see these celebrities booty transformations.

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