Sallah joke

BREAKING NEWS: A lost ram (Big Size) has been
found and
brought to my house by a
good samaritan and the owner
is hereby adviced to come and
claim it with the following
documents before 7am on
saturday..
(1)The owner is hereby adviced to come with
valid National I D card.
(2)Receipt of Ram purchase.
(3)Fully paid September NEPA bill.
(4)Tax clearance certificate for
the last 3 years.
(5)Four recent white background digital
passport photographs.
(6)Two sureties & referees with landed
property in Abuja, and at least *3million in bank
account........
... THANK YOU